In your bag No: 666, Sic Pater Mendacii
Well, todays bag came to me through means that I don’t fully understand. All I know is, when I went to write this post, it was already written for me…
Pleased to meet you, guess you know my name. I am the adversary, and I am here to show you that you are wrong. My photography is better than yours, and my gear proves it. I don’t need that outdated rubbish that you all seem to hang on to like some old fool and his belief that everyone is good.
I am everywhere, and in everything. I take all the shots that you wish you could take. But I can help you, if you want. You just need to call my name and I will be there, for a price…
I have no need for a bag, I can take all I need in my hands:
Camera: Fujifilm XE-1
I like Fujifilm, they have the right idea. Getting people to buy into something because it looks in some way familiar. They definitely think like me.
Computer: Macbook
My old mate Steve gave me this. Oh how we have had some laughs about these things, I can tell you.
Trash: All that film crap
Really? Do you seriously think that this can be saved? I tell you, you lot always peg for the wrong team. Bloody idiots and your love of silver.
No need for a website. I shall be seeing all of you at some point anyway.
L
And that was all that I found. I tried to delete the post, but it told me that my drive was corrupted and it could not be deleted. It said something about if I need assistance I should go to my local Genius Bar, located in Hades, 7th level.
Weird.
JCH
I’d say that someone may have compromised either your server/hosting or your machine. But that’s just the computer security nerd in me talking…
It’s slightly ominous :)
bag number 666. peculiar
666 – The Beast!!! XD
Fitting for post 666 indeed.
I was wondering what would come up at #666 ;)
Hmmm kinda lame. Trying too hard. Lol is that Bellamy’s Xe1 i see there? Lol
Would love to see you do better.
Dude this is so lame that there is nothing worse. And what are you? The opinion police?
Seems someone forgot to put on their sense of humour hat today.
Ha! Nice one! Tis the season indeed. Next up you need to get Ken Rockwell’s bag! haha
I am not that evil.
hahaha.
v good.
Lets have some photos of brick walls meticulously critiqued.
Heheh…computers have ruined me :)
Pater Mendacii….father of lies.
I think we need to splash some holy ID-11 water on this posting of IYB and make the sign of the Tri-X three times while repeating ‘Expose for the shadows and print for the highlights’.
;-)
Cheers,
Oly
Hilarious post, perfect how bag 666 came with Halloween 2 weeks away.
“Pleased to meet you, guess you know my name. ”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vBecM3CQVD8#t=58
Coincidence?
I think not!
:D
The Film is dead! Long live the Film!
“Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name”…….to quote correctly…
Go home Lucifer, you are drunk!
It could have been much much worse, no camera, no bag – Just an IPhone 5…!!!
…Nicely done, starting with a hint of the Stones got my attention ….and giving the idea that Steve Jobs was friends with you, the Devil….great stuff!!
Ahahahahah! I bought a fujifilm x in March and sold it in July, all because the film simulation filters were just that: simulation! but it is still a beautiful camera, with its retro style, imitating the beautiful analog rangefinders! lol
So much trolling going on this post, lol.
Ho ho ho! Or have I got my guys in red mixed up? ;)
Great fun.
someone sick no other words regarding this poor guy that use use a nick name with 3 words found in a holy book! Forget him
I’d gladly have the trash… So good! : )