In your bag No: 666, Sic Pater Mendacii
Well, todays bag came to me through means that I don’t fully understand. All I know is, when I went to write this post, it was already written for me…
Pleased to meet you, guess you know my name. I am the adversary, and I am here to show you that you are wrong. My photography is better than yours, and my gear proves it. I don’t need that outdated rubbish that you all seem to hang on to like some old fool and his belief that everyone is good.
I am everywhere, and in everything. I take all the shots that you wish you could take. But I can help you, if you want. You just need to call my name and I will be there, for a price…
I have no need for a bag, I can take all I need in my hands:
Camera: Fujifilm XE-1
I like Fujifilm, they have the right idea. Getting people to buy into something because it looks in some way familiar. They definitely think like me.
My old mate Steve gave me this. Oh how we have had some laughs about these things, I can tell you.
Trash: All that film crap
Really? Do you seriously think that this can be saved? I tell you, you lot always peg for the wrong team. Bloody idiots and your love of silver.
No need for a website. I shall be seeing all of you at some point anyway.
And that was all that I found. I tried to delete the post, but it told me that my drive was corrupted and it could not be deleted. It said something about if I need assistance I should go to my local Genius Bar, located in Hades, 7th level.