In your bag No: 666 – Sic Pater Mendacii

Posted on by Bellamy


In your bag No: 666, Sic Pater Mendacii
Well, todays bag came to me through means that I don’t fully understand. All I know is, when I went to write this post, it was already written for me…

Pleased to meet you, guess you know my name. I am the adversary, and I am here to show you that you are wrong. My photography is better than yours, and my gear proves it. I don’t need that outdated rubbish that you all seem to hang on to like some old fool and his belief that everyone is good.
I am everywhere, and in everything. I take all the shots that you wish you could take. But I can help you, if you want. You just need to call my name and I will be there, for a price…
I have no need for a bag, I can take all I need in my hands:

Camera: Fujifilm XE-1
I like Fujifilm, they have the right idea. Getting people to buy into something because it looks in some way familiar. They definitely think like me.

Computer: Macbook
My old mate Steve gave me this. Oh how we have had some laughs about these things, I can tell you.

Trash: All that film crap
Really? Do you seriously think that this can be saved? I tell you, you lot always peg for the wrong team. Bloody idiots and your love of silver.

No need for a website. I shall be seeing all of you at some point anyway.
L

And that was all that I found. I tried to delete the post, but it told me that my drive was corrupted and it could not be deleted. It said something about if I need assistance I should go to my local Genius Bar, located in Hades, 7th level.

Weird.
JCH

25 Responses to In your bag No: 666 – Sic Pater Mendacii

Matt October 16, 2013 at 6:58 pm

I’d say that someone may have compromised either your server/hosting or your machine. But that’s just the computer security nerd in me talking…

It’s slightly ominous :)

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Olybacker October 16, 2013 at 9:53 pm

I think we need to splash some holy ID-11 water on this posting of IYB and make the sign of the Tri-X three times while repeating ‘Expose for the shadows and print for the highlights’.

;-)

Cheers,
Oly

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Ian S. October 17, 2013 at 3:39 am

…Nicely done, starting with a hint of the Stones got my attention ….and giving the idea that Steve Jobs was friends with you, the Devil….great stuff!!

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Francisco Jesus October 17, 2013 at 5:32 am

Ahahahahah! I bought a fujifilm x in March and sold it in July, all because the film simulation filters were just that: simulation! but it is still a beautiful camera, with its retro style, imitating the beautiful analog rangefinders! lol

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