In your bag No: 666 – Sic Pater Mendacii


by Bellamy /

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In your bag No: 666, Sic Pater Mendacii
Well, todays bag came to me through means that I don’t fully understand. All I know is, when I went to write this post, it was already written for me…

Pleased to meet you, guess you know my name. I am the adversary, and I am here to show you that you are wrong. My photography is better than yours, and my gear proves it. I don’t need that outdated rubbish that you all seem to hang on to like some old fool and his belief that everyone is good.
I am everywhere, and in everything. I take all the shots that you wish you could take. But I can help you, if you want. You just need to call my name and I will be there, for a price…
I have no need for a bag, I can take all I need in my hands:

Camera: Fujifilm XE-1
I like Fujifilm, they have the right idea. Getting people to buy into something because it looks in some way familiar. They definitely think like me.

Computer: Macbook
My old mate Steve gave me this. Oh how we have had some laughs about these things, I can tell you.

Trash: All that film crap
Really? Do you seriously think that this can be saved? I tell you, you lot always peg for the wrong team. Bloody idiots and your love of silver.

No need for a website. I shall be seeing all of you at some point anyway.

And that was all that I found. I tried to delete the post, but it told me that my drive was corrupted and it could not be deleted. It said something about if I need assistance I should go to my local Genius Bar, located in Hades, 7th level.


25 comments on “In your bag No: 666 – Sic Pater Mendacii”

    Matt October 16, 2013 at 6:58 pm / Reply

    I’d say that someone may have compromised either your server/hosting or your machine. But that’s just the computer security nerd in me talking…

    It’s slightly ominous :)

    A.r Hasni October 16, 2013 at 7:07 pm / Reply

    bag number 666. peculiar

    carmelo vazzana October 16, 2013 at 7:09 pm / Reply

    666 – The Beast!!! XD

    Scott October 16, 2013 at 7:12 pm / Reply

    Fitting for post 666 indeed.

    jojonas October 16, 2013 at 7:17 pm / Reply

    I was wondering what would come up at #666 ;)

    Kevin October 16, 2013 at 7:24 pm / Reply

    Hmmm kinda lame. Trying too hard. Lol is that Bellamy’s Xe1 i see there? Lol

      Bellamy October 16, 2013 at 7:50 pm /

      Would love to see you do better.

      Kevin October 18, 2013 at 8:46 am /

      Dude this is so lame that there is nothing worse. And what are you? The opinion police?

      Bellamy October 18, 2013 at 4:35 pm /

      Seems someone forgot to put on their sense of humour hat today.

    james October 16, 2013 at 7:30 pm / Reply

    Ha! Nice one! Tis the season indeed. Next up you need to get Ken Rockwell’s bag! haha

      Bellamy October 16, 2013 at 7:50 pm /

      I am not that evil.

      MatthewM October 16, 2013 at 9:21 pm /

      v good.
      Lets have some photos of brick walls meticulously critiqued.

    Matt October 16, 2013 at 8:08 pm / Reply

    Heheh…computers have ruined me :)

    Pater Mendacii….father of lies.

    Olybacker October 16, 2013 at 9:53 pm / Reply

    I think we need to splash some holy ID-11 water on this posting of IYB and make the sign of the Tri-X three times while repeating ‘Expose for the shadows and print for the highlights’.



    Suraj October 17, 2013 at 12:53 am / Reply

    Hilarious post, perfect how bag 666 came with Halloween 2 weeks away.

    Leo October 17, 2013 at 1:09 am / Reply

    “Pleased to meet you, guess you know my name. ”

    I think not!

    The Film is dead! Long live the Film!

      Ian S. October 17, 2013 at 5:38 am /

      “Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name”…….to quote correctly…

    Max Power October 17, 2013 at 2:06 am / Reply

    Go home Lucifer, you are drunk!

    Paul Mee October 17, 2013 at 3:22 am / Reply

    It could have been much much worse, no camera, no bag – Just an IPhone 5…!!!

    Ian S. October 17, 2013 at 3:39 am / Reply

    …Nicely done, starting with a hint of the Stones got my attention ….and giving the idea that Steve Jobs was friends with you, the Devil….great stuff!!

    Francisco Jesus October 17, 2013 at 5:32 am / Reply

    Ahahahahah! I bought a fujifilm x in March and sold it in July, all because the film simulation filters were just that: simulation! but it is still a beautiful camera, with its retro style, imitating the beautiful analog rangefinders! lol

    Lukas Dino October 17, 2013 at 6:50 am / Reply

    So much trolling going on this post, lol.

    Farhan October 17, 2013 at 3:54 pm / Reply

    Ho ho ho! Or have I got my guys in red mixed up? ;)

    Great fun.

    luca October 17, 2013 at 10:49 pm / Reply

    someone sick no other words regarding this poor guy that use use a nick name with 3 words found in a holy book! Forget him

    drsmoothdeath October 19, 2013 at 5:14 am / Reply

    I’d gladly have the trash… So good! : )

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